sunnyskywalker: Percy Weasley with head in hand, text = *sigh* (PercySigh)
I swear, I don't go looking for conspiracies in the Harry Potter books, or dastardly plots concocted by Dumbledore. And I'm sure that mostly, Rowling just didn't realize some of the problems caused by failing to keep track of who knows what when. But looking at things Watsonianly, a lot of things just don't add up without something extremely dodgy going down in the background.

Case in point: basically everything in Chamber of Secrets. I know many people have talked about how the questions of what exactly Dobby knows about the "dangerous plot," how he knows it, what Lucius Malfoy actually knows and intends, and basically everything else connected to the Diary deployment and Dobby trying to keep Harry out of Hogwarts get harder to explain the more you examine them, so I'll pass over that particular subplot. There's still plenty to keep me busy.
Dodgy theories ahoy! )
sunnyskywalker: Spock standing at a lectern, text is "Human please" (HumanPlease)
We all have those little things which jerk us out of a book or movie, yelling, "But it doesn't work like that!" It's all the more frustrating because while sometimes the plot absolutely relies on it working wrong, other times the story could probably be improved with a little realism. Take a couple of my pet peeves, for example:

1) Those easy-escape duct systems

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2) Those magic lighter-activated fire sprinklers

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What are your pet peeves, and how would you change them while keeping the drama?
sunnyskywalker: Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones; text "Sunnyskywalker" (LukeWTF)
Today is Read Across America Day. Since I work in a library, this means lots of reading. Yay!

I just started Anthony Durham's Acacia: The War With the Mein. Here is the first sentence:

The assassin left the stronghold of Mein Tahalian by the great front gate, riding through a crack in the armored pine beams just wide enough to let him slip out.

What kind of sorry excuse for a defensive gate has gaps large enough to admit a fully grown man and his horse?
sunnyskywalker: Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones; text "Sunnyskywalker" (CylonGirls)
Soooo... there's only three episodes left, and I do not see how they can possibly wrap this up satisfactorily. Especially if we spend 30% of the time watching Adama wander around drunk staring at the cracks in the ceiling. Or watching Kara listen to some guy play the piano.

Speaking of which, where did they get a piano? Was it just taking up valuable space which could house an entire family until someone said, "Hey, let's donate it to the bar!" or what? Why did they not throw it out the airlock ages ago?

And of course we still don't know where they're getting all the booze. They've finally mentioned that they synthesize coffee out of algae (and are they growing algae now or did they scoop up a year's supply of the stuff?), but we don't know about the alcohol. Just that they never run out. Ever. Or even run low.

During the last episode, my dad asked, "So, when they're at the bar, what do they use to pay?" I told him we have no frakking idea. Zarek mentioned that the economy makes no sense all the way back in Colonial Day, yet they go right on using paper money at least to Black Market and probably still.

Honestly, that bar is more trouble than it's worth.

I also still want to know where Lee is getting all these nicely-tailored suits. Add Roslin's athletic wear to the list, too.

Also, the plot and characters are not making sense. )
sunnyskywalker: Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones; text "Sunnyskywalker" (Zoloft)
I've been watching Battlestar Galactica on DVD, and have just gotten through the Pegasus storyline around Season 2's midpoint. Cut for spoilers, even though I'm probably the last person in fandom to see these episodes. Best to be cautious. Besides, I like to be suprised myself, so Golden Rule and all that. )