Episode I: Chapters 1-9

We're now at 18/27 chapters, which means that it's time for...

The Courtship of Princess Leia: Abridged (Chapters 10-18)

( Chapter Ten: Welcome to Jurassic Park )

( Chapter Eleven: Warlords and Monsters and Witches, Oh My! )

( Chapter Twelve: Introducing Evil Matriarchy II )

( Chapter Thirteen: WonderLuke, What Is the Secret of Your Power? )

( Chapter Fourteen: Why Does It Always Have to Be Snakes? )

( Chapter Fifteen: Even in a Matriarchy, You Worry That He Thinks You're Fat )

( Chapter Sixteen: The Virtues of King Solo )

( Chapter Seventeen: Isolder Walks a Mile in Leia's Shoes )

( Chapter Eighteen: I Am Genetically Destined to Dominate Your Ass )

Okay, this is probably the last BSG post for a while.

Don't feel like re-watching Season Three? Want a quick review without having to suffer through the Love Quadrangle of Stupidity again? Just feeling snarky? Then this five-minute summary of the season is for you!*

Yes, my brain is still on spring break. Why do you ask? (But more importantly, why am I not still on spring break for real? We get Cesar Chavez day off, so we only had two days of class this week, which seems pointless... er, moving on.)

( Dog bowl? We've had dogs all along and we never ate them? )


*The author does not guarantee that the product will be nearly as funny as The Complete Works of Shakespeare: Abridged (or whatever your favorite abridgment is). Read at your own risk.