No vampires at Bostin Latin

[sunnyskywalker]

Headmaster: No Vampires at Our School

Oh, children.

Comments

[professor-mum.livejournal.com]

Trying to explain the presence of hickeys to their parents: the vampires did it

[sunnyskywalker]

At least they're being somewhat creative with excuses.

[plasticinecupid.livejournal.com]

Heh, sounds like a headline from within the True Blood universe. In that case, the article would probably be about vampires sueing to uphold their rights as Vampire Americans against bigoted complaints. Then again, I'm not sure why they'd be in school at all...