Darth Roboto

[sunnyskywalker]

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Vader: No, Luke.


Vader: You're wondering who I am...

TIE Pilots: Secret secret, I've got a secret...

Vader: Machine or Anakin...

TIE Pilots: Secret secret, I've got a secret...

Vader: With parts made in Sluiss Van...

TIE Pilots: Secret secret, I've got a secret...

Vader: I am the modern man!
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my suit
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain can reboot
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive - just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions - I'm not what you see
I've come to teach you the Dark Side's power, and rule the galaxy
I'm not a villain! I'm not a murderer! Forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control - we all need control
I need control - we all need control

I am the modern man
Who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see
My true identity!

TIE Pilots: Domo arigato, Dark Lord Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Dark Lord Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Dark Lord Roboto, domo...domo

Vader (Anakin?): Thank you very much, Dark Lord Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Dark Lord Roboto
For crushing the revolt just when we needed you
Thank you - thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you

Vader: The problem's plain to see: too much democracy
Chaos to rule our lives. Conflicts dehumanize.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm your father!
Father!
Father!
Father...


Luke: No. That's not true... that's impossible! And you sing off-key! *jumps*