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sunnyskywalkerMore from the "found in the bowels of my computer" files. It's an old meme, but fun.
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Two: Leia Organa
Three: Han Solo
Four: Huckleberry Finn
Five: Ginny Weasley
Six: Remus Lupin
Seven: Peregrine Took
Eight: Aragorn "Strider" Elessar
Nine: Percy Weasley
Ten: Mara Jade
Eleven: Grand Admiral Thrawn
Twelve: Indiana Jones
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, I've never seen a Lupin/Thrawn fic, and I'd be mighty surprised to find one. Though I'd definitely read it to find out how that would play out. Maybe Lupin likes art? And Thrawn has a Cunning Plan that could use a werewolf?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Huck? Well, maybe when he bathes...
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Indy got Aragorn pregnant, it would belabelled mpreg declared a miracle. Arwen would be heartbroken, Aragorn would feel horribly guilty and angst quietly and go on a quest to redeem himself (after he had the baby, of course), and Indy would ask if he could go along to check out some Elven ruins.
Can you rec any fics about Nine?
I read an interesting Percy fic a while back called Cyanide. Author's summary: "Ron has often said that Percy would hand him to the Dementors--or worse. Will he?" Percy joins the DEs as a spy for Dumbledore. I haven't re-read it yet, though, so I'm not sure how well it will hold up.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Leia and Lupin? Probably not. I think Lupin's lack of spark/drive/energy/bantering/something, his spinelessness when it comes to choosing between doing the right thing and pleasing his friends, and his ability to not hate Snape would drive Leia crazy. And she's probably too caustic for him. Though she does have a softer side, and who knows what he's like when he's not around Harry. Maybe Lupin-the-brave-werewolf-spy would attract her. And hey, Lupin likes younger girls and she likes older guys, so... Drat, now I'm wondering about Leia/Tonks. Way off-topic.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ginny/Percy - No! Sorry, not my thing. And anyway, I think they just clash the way Percy and the Twins clash. You can see the fault lines in the relationship way back in CoS.
Ginny/Mara - Actually, I can almost see that... Two magical/Forceful fiery redheads quick with biting retorts: they'd either hate each other or get along beautifully. It would take a skilled author, though. Especially since the obvious place to start is a Master/Padawan relationship, and that comes with a lot of issues.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Pippin walked in on Leia and Indy (which is odd to think about right there...), he'd do something clumsy and Tookish and run out of the room. Then he'd apologize to Han later for walking in, and Han would be confused because he knows he wasn't there...whoops!
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Han/Mara: After Luke and Leia are tragically killed in a civil war on some planet that suffered from Jedi mistakes during the Clone Wars, Han and Mara don't want anything to do with each other because it brings back too many painful memories. But little Ben is one of the only things they have left (the twins are off doing Jedi stuff or dead), so Han starts making up for lost time and spending time with his nephew, and slowly the two battered cynics fall in love.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Obi-Wan/Strider? I doubt it, but that would be interesting. They could have romantic conversations about duty and destiny and love and agonizing conflicts and choices.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
[Pippin/Indy] Indiana Jones and the Raider of the Lost Mine? Indiana Jones and the Battle of Minas Tirith? (Pippin traumatized by balrog/war, Indy shows up because he's checking out the nifty ruins and saves him with his manly stubble and whip, then gives Pippin a big hug...)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If I wanted Huck to deflower Obi-Wan 0_o? Okay, for the sake of argument, suppose I do. Obi-Wan crash-lands on the banks of the Mississipi and gets the convenient, fictional kind of amnesia, thus forgetting the entire Jedi Code, especially that pesky bit about attachments. He is soon captivated by this charming, sorta-innocent boy who comes along on a raft, and they decide that really, conventions are silly, they should feel free to express their feelings...so they do. (Jim is horribly jealous. Or doesn't care. Or they have a threesome. I really have no idea. This crossover would never have occurred to me.)
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Pippin slash? Not sure. Maybe.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Han het? I think so, but again, probably not regularly. I haven't run across much good Han het myself. It seems like all I find is "funny" screaming (and occasionally throwing things) with Leia, which is such a shallow imitation of their movies-interaction. But then, my search-fu is weak, and I don't spend a lot of time looking for fanfic anyway. Only so much time in the day!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
If they have, I'd like to see it! Thrawn is cool. Okay, he can get Stu-ish, but he's one of the better EU characters. At least he has a brain!
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Leia/Huck/Ginny? Not seriously. I must say that that story could be HILARIOUS, though.
What might Ten scream out at a moment of great passion?
[Mara] "Use the Force, Farmboy!"
If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
[Aragorn] "Ramblin' On"? Or if was an Aragorn-dying/Arwen-sad appendices fic, maybe "Old and Wise" by Alan Parsons or "Death Is Not the End" by Nick Cave and Kylie Minoque.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
[Obi-Wan/Lupin/Indy] Force-ful sex, wand usage not approved by the Ministry of Magic, bestiality, whipping.
I must say, Obi-Wan/Lupin intrigues me - two reserved guys who overlook their friends' darker sides getting together sounds interesting. Would be interesting gen or slash, really. Indy is definitely a Gryffindor and would just love poking around Hogwarts with the Map (to look for things to put in a museum, of course!), and he would probably remind Lupin of James and Sirius just a bit. And Obi-Wan/Indy... well... Indy is a lot like Han, who has a few things in common with Anakin, so... Have to think about that one. And the three of them together is tying my brain in knots.
What might be a good pickup line for Two to use on Ten?
[Leia to use on Mara] "I'm a hero who's not scruffy"? "Thanks for not killing my brother"? "We can't wife-swap because ick, so..."? "Let's see if the boys prefer each other, and in the meantime, what are you doing for dinner"?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
The Very Secret Diary. Ginny's diary entries to Tom throughout CoS.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Thrawn shag Percy? Ha! I don't think Thrawn gets drunk, so that's out. I'm not sure he's interested in sex, either. All that sweat might not be esthetically pleasing. But who knows? Maybe it's a special kind of artistic experience. And he wouldn't tell anyone if he lusted after redheaded wizards, would he? Now Percy... I could see Percy giving Thrawn the Mr. Crouch treatment: "He's brilliant. He's a strategic mastermind, and he knows two hundred and fifty thousand artistic movements... According to Grand Admiral Thrawn... Grand Admiral Thrawn says..." They'll be announcing their engagement any day now ;-)
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
[Han and Pippin] Is this before or after Pippin grows taller than Bandobras, who was four and a half feet? (That would make Pippin nearly Leia's height. Odd thought.)
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Lupin's kink is transformed!werewolf/constantlyshifting!metamorphmagus action. With chocolate body frosting.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So, to recap: Obi-Wan and Percy are in a happy relationship (ooh, the two "follow the rules" guys together...) until Percy runs off with Huck (?!?). Obi-Wan has a one-night stand with Thrawn (now that sounds like quite the story) and an unhappy affair with Indy, then follow's Ginny's wise advice (he must have been asking her about Percy) and finds true love with Han (ha! trades Indy for Han!)
Ok, title. "I Loved You... But I Could Not Save You." Maybe. I wonder how he tried to save Percy? Or Indy? Who would read it: umm... well, I suppose they'd all read it eventually if I posted it, to goggle at what my warped mind finds amusing if nothing else. Who should write it? I might for April Fool's Day or something. Anyone else want to try?
How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
[Pippin/Aragorn] Poor Arwen!
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
One: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Two: Leia Organa
Three: Han Solo
Four: Huckleberry Finn
Five: Ginny Weasley
Six: Remus Lupin
Seven: Peregrine Took
Eight: Aragorn "Strider" Elessar
Nine: Percy Weasley
Ten: Mara Jade
Eleven: Grand Admiral Thrawn
Twelve: Indiana Jones
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, I've never seen a Lupin/Thrawn fic, and I'd be mighty surprised to find one. Though I'd definitely read it to find out how that would play out. Maybe Lupin likes art? And Thrawn has a Cunning Plan that could use a werewolf?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Huck? Well, maybe when he bathes...
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Indy got Aragorn pregnant, it would be
Can you rec any fics about Nine?
I read an interesting Percy fic a while back called Cyanide. Author's summary: "Ron has often said that Percy would hand him to the Dementors--or worse. Will he?" Percy joins the DEs as a spy for Dumbledore. I haven't re-read it yet, though, so I'm not sure how well it will hold up.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Leia and Lupin? Probably not. I think Lupin's lack of spark/drive/energy/bantering/something, his spinelessness when it comes to choosing between doing the right thing and pleasing his friends, and his ability to not hate Snape would drive Leia crazy. And she's probably too caustic for him. Though she does have a softer side, and who knows what he's like when he's not around Harry. Maybe Lupin-the-brave-werewolf-spy would attract her. And hey, Lupin likes younger girls and she likes older guys, so... Drat, now I'm wondering about Leia/Tonks. Way off-topic.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Ginny/Percy - No! Sorry, not my thing. And anyway, I think they just clash the way Percy and the Twins clash. You can see the fault lines in the relationship way back in CoS.
Ginny/Mara - Actually, I can almost see that... Two magical/Forceful fiery redheads quick with biting retorts: they'd either hate each other or get along beautifully. It would take a skilled author, though. Especially since the obvious place to start is a Master/Padawan relationship, and that comes with a lot of issues.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Pippin walked in on Leia and Indy (which is odd to think about right there...), he'd do something clumsy and Tookish and run out of the room. Then he'd apologize to Han later for walking in, and Han would be confused because he knows he wasn't there...whoops!
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Han/Mara: After Luke and Leia are tragically killed in a civil war on some planet that suffered from Jedi mistakes during the Clone Wars, Han and Mara don't want anything to do with each other because it brings back too many painful memories. But little Ben is one of the only things they have left (the twins are off doing Jedi stuff or dead), so Han starts making up for lost time and spending time with his nephew, and slowly the two battered cynics fall in love.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Obi-Wan/Strider? I doubt it, but that would be interesting. They could have romantic conversations about duty and destiny and love and agonizing conflicts and choices.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
[Pippin/Indy] Indiana Jones and the Raider of the Lost Mine? Indiana Jones and the Battle of Minas Tirith? (Pippin traumatized by balrog/war, Indy shows up because he's checking out the nifty ruins and saves him with his manly stubble and whip, then gives Pippin a big hug...)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
If I wanted Huck to deflower Obi-Wan 0_o? Okay, for the sake of argument, suppose I do. Obi-Wan crash-lands on the banks of the Mississipi and gets the convenient, fictional kind of amnesia, thus forgetting the entire Jedi Code, especially that pesky bit about attachments. He is soon captivated by this charming, sorta-innocent boy who comes along on a raft, and they decide that really, conventions are silly, they should feel free to express their feelings...so they do. (Jim is horribly jealous. Or doesn't care. Or they have a threesome. I really have no idea. This crossover would never have occurred to me.)
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Pippin slash? Not sure. Maybe.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Han het? I think so, but again, probably not regularly. I haven't run across much good Han het myself. It seems like all I find is "funny" screaming (and occasionally throwing things) with Leia, which is such a shallow imitation of their movies-interaction. But then, my search-fu is weak, and I don't spend a lot of time looking for fanfic anyway. Only so much time in the day!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
If they have, I'd like to see it! Thrawn is cool. Okay, he can get Stu-ish, but he's one of the better EU characters. At least he has a brain!
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Leia/Huck/Ginny? Not seriously. I must say that that story could be HILARIOUS, though.
What might Ten scream out at a moment of great passion?
[Mara] "Use the Force, Farmboy!"
If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
[Aragorn] "Ramblin' On"? Or if was an Aragorn-dying/Arwen-sad appendices fic, maybe "Old and Wise" by Alan Parsons or "Death Is Not the End" by Nick Cave and Kylie Minoque.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
[Obi-Wan/Lupin/Indy] Force-ful sex, wand usage not approved by the Ministry of Magic, bestiality, whipping.
I must say, Obi-Wan/Lupin intrigues me - two reserved guys who overlook their friends' darker sides getting together sounds interesting. Would be interesting gen or slash, really. Indy is definitely a Gryffindor and would just love poking around Hogwarts with the Map (to look for things to put in a museum, of course!), and he would probably remind Lupin of James and Sirius just a bit. And Obi-Wan/Indy... well... Indy is a lot like Han, who has a few things in common with Anakin, so... Have to think about that one. And the three of them together is tying my brain in knots.
What might be a good pickup line for Two to use on Ten?
[Leia to use on Mara] "I'm a hero who's not scruffy"? "Thanks for not killing my brother"? "We can't wife-swap because ick, so..."? "Let's see if the boys prefer each other, and in the meantime, what are you doing for dinner"?
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
The Very Secret Diary. Ginny's diary entries to Tom throughout CoS.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Thrawn shag Percy? Ha! I don't think Thrawn gets drunk, so that's out. I'm not sure he's interested in sex, either. All that sweat might not be esthetically pleasing. But who knows? Maybe it's a special kind of artistic experience. And he wouldn't tell anyone if he lusted after redheaded wizards, would he? Now Percy... I could see Percy giving Thrawn the Mr. Crouch treatment: "He's brilliant. He's a strategic mastermind, and he knows two hundred and fifty thousand artistic movements... According to Grand Admiral Thrawn... Grand Admiral Thrawn says..." They'll be announcing their engagement any day now ;-)
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
[Han and Pippin] Is this before or after Pippin grows taller than Bandobras, who was four and a half feet? (That would make Pippin nearly Leia's height. Odd thought.)
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Lupin's kink is transformed!werewolf/constantlyshifting!metamorphmagus action. With chocolate body frosting.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So, to recap: Obi-Wan and Percy are in a happy relationship (ooh, the two "follow the rules" guys together...) until Percy runs off with Huck (?!?). Obi-Wan has a one-night stand with Thrawn (now that sounds like quite the story) and an unhappy affair with Indy, then follow's Ginny's wise advice (he must have been asking her about Percy) and finds true love with Han (ha! trades Indy for Han!)
Ok, title. "I Loved You... But I Could Not Save You." Maybe. I wonder how he tried to save Percy? Or Indy? Who would read it: umm... well, I suppose they'd all read it eventually if I posted it, to goggle at what my warped mind finds amusing if nothing else. Who should write it? I might for April Fool's Day or something. Anyone else want to try?
How would you feel if Seven/Eight were canon?
[Pippin/Aragorn] Poor Arwen!
